Neither High, Nor Dry
I understand why buying a car or a home appliance or pricey wine would require some research. But purchasing towels shouldn’t be all that complicated. So why is it that whenever my husband and I buy...
View ArticleA Miss-Misunderstanding
I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this as a first line: There once was a woman named Ann… Here’s mine: A Miss-Misunderstanding By Madeleine Begun Kane There once was a woman named Ann,...
View ArticleMiserly Limerick
I hope you’ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A miserly fellow name Joe… Here’s the limerick I wrote with that line. (It’s a two-verser, but a standard one-verse limerick is fine,...
View ArticleYet Another Limerick Ode To My Husband Mark Kane
Yet Another Limerick Ode To My Husband Mark Kane By Madeleine Begun Kane Oh, what have I done to my Mark: Taught him limerick writing, and hark! Now he’ll draft something new, Then lug laptop to loo —...
View ArticleAre Cricket Bars Cricket? (Limerick)
Warning: If you’re into energy bars, be sure to read the label before ingesting: The latest energy bar on the market uses crickets as its protein source. Living Earth natural food store in Worcester...
View ArticleThis Trend Stinks (Limerick)
I’m both steamed and in a lather over this stinky new “cleansing reduction” trend. I don’t know about you, but in our house, daily showers are a fixture. This Trend Stinks (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun...
View ArticleAt The Risk Of Dating Myself, This Doesn’t Pass The Smell Test (Limerick)
I wish I were making this London singles event up, but apparently not: You like pub crawls? Then here’s some great news For singles who care about loos And do not mind their scent: There’s a singles...
View ArticleBathroom Signs Shouldn’t Be In Code (Limerick)
According to this video, I’m not the only person who sometimes finds bathroom signs confusing. Bathroom Signs Shouldn’t Be In Code (3-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Sipping drinks at a trendy...
View ArticleSpilling The Beans About “Eat Beans Day” (Limerick)
Happy “Eat Beans Day!” A man was incensed because beans Caused an ailment he’d had since his teens; His digestion was marred To the point he was barred From small rooms, though allowed in latrines.
View ArticleLimerick Ode To Toilet Paper Day
For folks in a tight money squeeze, Don’t raise the bath tissue price, please. Though it’s paper-made true, This factor I rue: Bathroom tissue does NOT grow on trees. A belated National Toilet Paper...
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